Official Attire

The False Prophet has an official attire as well. Here’s how The False Prophet dresses and also how the true false propheteers should dress.

The False Prophet Super Official Attire

20150228_010530Black Top Hat
Black shirt
Black tie / bow tie
Black suspenders – always black
Black pair of pants
Black Sandals
When it’s too cold for sandals
Black shoes
Odd socks – to upset the apple-cart

The False Prophet Rather Official Attire

Black Top Hat
White shirt with black tie/bow tie
or
Black shirt with white tie /bow tie
Black suspenders – as always
Black pair of pants
Black Sandals
When it’s too cold for sandals
Black shoes
Odd socks – life is simply too short to match socks.

The False Prophet  Non-Official Attire

Black Top Hat
White or black shirt with white or black tie/bow tie
Black suspenders – as always
Pair of pants
Sandals
When it’s too cold for sandals
Shoes
Odd socks – to upset the apple-cart and life is simply too short to match socks.

For those in support of The False Prophet

Black Top Hat is optional, bear in mind that it is rather fashionable
T-shirts, hoodies, sweaters anything bearing a The False Prophet logo
Black suspenders are optional and rather fashionable
Pair of pants
Sandals
When it’s too cold for sandals
Shoes
Odd socks – because of afore mentioned reasons.
A cane is optional, see above

Furthermore:
The False Prophet and its propheteers should have some form of facial hair unless the propheteer is girl, in which case facial hair is optional.
Black is the super official non-colour and should only be worn by just The False Prophet or at very, very, very special occasions.
Canes are optional and can be rather fashionable, but do not limp unless you’re really physically challenged.

Have a prophet-able life

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3 thoughts on “Official Attire

  1. So what does a false prophet actually preach? Sorry still trying to figure out who and what you actually are..
    P.s you look like some kind of magician in here 🙂

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    • I preach that what is needed for people to broaden their mind, or narrow it down even further so that one day, they might feel so trapped inside their little world, they will evenually have to open up. I preach absurdities, I tell lies, I cheat, I deceit, yet it’s as close to the truth as anyone is ever going to get since there is no such thing as the truth. That is basically it.

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