Have A Break

There comes a time
For every man
Not only to sail
The seas of cheese*
But to have a break

The time has come
I will be out of office
For about two weeks
I hope you can do
Without the impeccable knowledge
Of yours truly

– The False Prophet

*Primus – Sailing the Seas of Cheese

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The False Prophet’s Orchestra Of Love

20150322_173113You can listen to it here.

Orchestra Of Love

So you’re busy selling resolutions
They’re on discount it’s nearly New Year’s Eve
If they’re not sold out by tomorrow morning
You still have one ace up your sleeve
For tonight there’ll be a change of weather
Tonight there’ll be a cheering mob
Who’ll be laughing and celebrating
Which means they’re doing a heck of a job

At the Orchestra of Love

So you’re busy selling good intentions
They come in pairs you get one for free
If you’re looking for another saviour
You’re barking up the wrong bloody tree
We’ll be laughing at those good intentions
Laughing at economy
For tonight we’ll be celebrating
Listening to a love symphony

At the Orchestra of Love

They were right
They were right about one thing
You can’t beat the feeling
You can’t beat the feeling of love

So I see you’re busy buying tickets
Glad to see you’ve changed your mind
Tonight we’ll be celebrating
It doesn’t really matter if you’re deaf or blind

At the Orchestra of Love

Heaven Awaits

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Things seem to change
Into different things
One day all the beggars
Will turn out to be kings
They could make a fortune
Instead they choose to be poor
They’re halfway to heaven
They await at the door

You don’t look a beggar
You’re just one of the few
Trying to make a living
As a Hindu or Jew
Either Muslim or Christian
Or just in between
Believing is seeing
If you know what I mean

Beautiful sin
Heaven awaits, but you’re not allowed in

Beggars can’t be chosers
It’s either Heaven or Hell
You’re accused of high living
And it’s really hard to tell
Whether happy or sad
Or going insane
Forged emotions
Eat through the brain

Beautiful sin
Heaven awaits, but you’re not allowed in

The future will be different
But it will still be crap
If a king comes to the throne
There is no need to clap
He was one of those beggars
Unwilling to wait
He was power mad
Now the Devil awaits

Beautiful sin
Heaven awaits, but you’re not allowed in

Chocolate Saviour

Listen to it here

We’re waiting for a saviour20150322_173113
We think it could be you
Let’s pull our act together
Reflect and think it through
We’re lost without a leader
Damned without a boss
If you won’t save our souls
You know we’re at a loss

You’re the chocolate saviour

I don’t believe in miracles
I don’t believe in faith
There’s one thing I believe in
It’s that we cannot wait
I can smell you are a winner
Taste you are the best
If you won’t save our souls
You are no better than the rest

You’re the chocolate saviour

We’re waiting for an answer
Please, don’t let us down
The hero of tomorrow
The king without a crown
We’ll dress you up in purple
Scream you are the one
You’ll be the leader of the world
You know it can be done

You’re the chocolate saviour

Your Bling Bling Don’t Mean A Thing

Your bling bling20150322_173113
Don’t mean a thing
You can die
And still wear a golden ring
But who’s going to see?

Your fast car
Won’t get you far
You will die
And stay right where you are
And who’s going to see?

Your detached house
That you find so grouse
If you die
And leave behind that pretty spouse
Guess who’s going to see?

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Have a prophet-able day – The False Prophet

Another Fine Mess

Dear Father
Who art in heaven
Here’s another fine mess
We have gotten ourselves into
Could you please
Pretty please
Pretty please with cream
And a cherry on top
Could you please
Come and clean it up?

– Don’t you have the feeling that some people use God as the ‘undo’ button? –

Have a prophet-able day – The False Prophet

The Best Of Hymn

Let’s assume that God
Really made this here Earth
God had his subjects
Write down His words
Even though He knew
His words would lead
To great many wars

Ponder, ponder
From here to yonder

Remember that
Out of all the possibilities
He chose the best one
This … is the best of worlds
God could come up with
Those were the best of words
God could come up with
And you think you can do better?

Ponder, ponder
From here to yonder

Shake My Hand, Rabbi Berner

A homage to Rabbi Berner, the one and only true Lucky Goddamn Jew.
For his website click here.
For the song click here. 20150322_173113

The truth? Yes, the truth
That is all he will tell
Playing his accordion
Like a bat out of hell

Music, yes, his music
Will bring tears to your eyes
He might be the messiah
In a clever disguise

You can call him Rabbi Berner

Lucky, he’s so lucky
He’s The Lucky Goddamn Jew
And if you ask politely
He might shake hands with you

You can call him Rabbi Berner
Won’t you come and shake my hand, Rabbi Berner?
Shake my hand, Rabbi Berner

The truth? Yes, the truth
That is all he will tell
Playing his accordion
Like a bat out of hell

Busy, he’s so busy
Playing bars, earning a buck
And as the Lord believes him
He will not run out of luck

You can call him Rabbi Berner
Shake my hand, Rabbi Berner

Home Is Where The Heart Is

Picture prompt #3 by Occupy Daily Prompt gave me 4 pictures and I it struck me that they all had one thing in common.

childplane_cs1‘We’re going home.’

boy-in-front-of-house‘Mum,  I’m coming home!’

in-thought‘Should I just go home?’

hold-traffic

‘Screw you, guys, I’m going home!’

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