Write The Theme Tune / Sing The Theme Tune

The False Prophet is proud to announce the coming of his official theme tune.

http://youtu.be/kb0l3ihebjQ
https://soundcloud.com/thefalseprophet-1/who-i-am

Lyrics have been posted previously but here they are again. Don’t be shy and sing along.

Who I Am

For those who don’t know me20150228_010544
I am The False Prophet
Don’t kneel, don’t worship, don’t cry
I’m not the messiah
I’m not even close
I cheat, I deceit, and I lie

I am The False Prophet, I am
By my fruits you shall know that I am

For those who have seen me
I am The False Prophet
Sit down, relax, but don’t cry
If you want to know me
Stick around for a while
I preach, I teach and I lie

I am The False Prophet, I am
By my fruits you shall know that I am

For those who were wondering
I am The False Prophet
Don’t shudder, don’t shiver, don’t cry
There’s no end to my knowledge
Yet I know I know nowt
And there’s truth in most every lie

I am The False Prophet, I am
By my fruits you shall know that I am

Have a prophet-able day
– The False Prophet

God And Tea

Watch it here:
20150228_010544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCS7ICzi1s

Is God sipping tea
With His pen
At His desk

Is He writing a new
Even holier book

Is God sipping tea
With His friends
At His desk

Is He talking about
Even holier things

Is God sipping tea
With His hand
On His desk

Is He drawing another
Even holier world

Is God sipping tea
With His head
In the clouds

Is He wondering where
On earth He went wrong

Have a prophet-able day.
– The False Prophet

Inspired by and thanks to: https://morningstoryanddilbert.wordpress.com/

A Song For Me

What Would The False Prophet Do

https://soundcloud.com/thefalseprophet-1/what-would-the-false-prophet-do

The lyrics were posted previously, but here they are again:

What would The False Prophet do20150228_010544
I do wish he were here
What would The False Prophet do
We’re trembling with fear

The books of our ferocious Gods
The creatures from above
It looks like they are preaching war
They should be preaching love

What would The False Prophet do
We’re all out of ideas
What would The False Prophet do
When faced with all our fears

Although he’s not religious
He does not kneel and pray
The good False Prophet knows
How to make it go away

What would The False Prophet do
Looking at our current state
What would The False Prophet do
I hope we’re not too late

Although he’s The False Prophet
And does not kneel and pray
The good False Prophet knows
How to make it go away

Well here comes The False Prophet now
To shoo our fears away
We had been wrong all along
And he has saved the day

https://soundcloud.com/thefalseprophet-1/what-would-the-false-prophet-do

Have a prophet-able day.
– The False Prophet

You Are Being Watched

Wait
Hold on20150228_010544
You’re telling me
Your God
Sees everything
And when I say,
‘Everything.’
I mean,
‘Everything!’
Your God
Sees everything
Everything you do

How
Just how
Can you sleep
When government
Your government
Sees almost everything
Everything
With cameras
Watching!
Your government
Has cameras
Watching (over) you

Have a prophet-able day
– The False Prophet

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http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/god-the-creator/images/22239116/title/god-watching-fanart

What Would The False Prophet Do!?

I have been honoured with a poem. Here it is.

What would The False Prophet do
I do wish he were here20150303_100843
What would The False Prophet do
We’re trembling with fear

The books of our ferocious Gods
The creatures from above
It looks like they are preaching war
They should be preaching love

What would The False Prophet do
We’re all out of ideas
What would The False Prophet do
When faced with all our fears

Although he’s not religious
He does not kneel and pray
The good False Prophet knows
How to make things go away

What would The False Prophet do
Looking at our current state
What would The False Prophet do
I hope we’re not too late

But here come The False Prophet
To shoo our fears away
We had been wrong all along
And he has saved the day

Have prophet-able day
– The False Prophet

How Holy They Are

There is no need to be infuriated
Not by my words20150303_100843
Not by my deeds
There is no need for you to be mad
Not at The False Prophet
Not at the universe
Not at yourself

You are not right
I am not wrong
And the other way around

There is no need for violence
Not against me
Not against others
There is no need for you
To call me names
Other than The False Prophet
For this is who I am
For this is who we are

You are not right
I am not wrong
And the other way around

Now if you feel
I have done you wrong
What does your God
Say about that?
What do your holy books
Tell you to do?
If they encourage violence
How holy are their words?

Have a prophet-able day
– The False Prophet